The Orange Eats Creeps has been on my list for a good long while, but there was always some other book that took precedence. I was in a mood for something weird, something different and interesting, and this book stood out. Unfortunately, I was not in the mood for Krilanovich's style. It was not a bad book, not at all, and I plan to get back to it. Eventually.

When The Orange Eats Creeps' style failed to worm its way into my good graces, I was left to look elsewhere for something to sate my craving. Somehow, I ended up reading through Westeros' standalone recommendation thread and came out the other side with The Fade on my Nook. The clipped prose agreed with my mood and the setting, a subterranean world that pricked an old interest, was just interesting enough that I actually wanted to see it explored despite my usual disinclination toward world-building. There are times when I question the strength of characterization surrounding Orna, our narrator. Just when you think the author has pinned her into a cliche, he switches things up and reveals another side of her. Her character is constantly evolving and no one role (be it warrior, wife, mother, spy, friend, prisoner, assassin, or slave) defines her character. At halfway through, the book is shaping up to be a solid read.

Though I was not introduced to fantasy through Drizzt, those books were the first ones to really kick things into gear and make me interested in reading more. The year following my discovery of The Dark Elf Trilogy miss-shelved at the library was spent reading through the rest of the Drizzt books and then branching out further into Salvatore's other series. His message board was the first that I ever joined and, all these years later, I am still semi-active on it as a moderator. I met Mal through that forum. That said, it has been several years since I really enjoyed these books. Times goes on, tastes change, blah blah blah. The Pirate King was the last one I actually liked, even though I put the first book of that series down in disgust. Strangely enough, other fans--real fans, I guess--didn't seem to like it all that much. Chances are, I won't be reading this. Mal will though, which means she will finally be writing a review for this blog. Who knows, I might read it... maybe if Artemis finally gets gutted or something. Hate that fucker.

A free short story from Carlos Ruiz Zafon! In epub so I don't have to read it online! Yay! It is amazing what publishers will go through when they want to publicize/market one of their better selling authors. Rose of Fire is a very short story, so short that it takes up probably a third of the e-book. The rest of the space is devoted to the excerpt from Zafon's forthcoming novel, The Prisoner of Heaven. It is hard to look at this and not see it as an excerpt with a short story attached, a way of spreading the word that something amazing is about to drop and you really, really need to buy it. With everyone going on about how much it costs to design and format e-books (not to mention cover art), I can't but think there are cheaper ways than this to do it, especially given the length of the story.

When people keep going around saying that a new book is Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reborn in our modern times, I have to investigate. Stumbling across H2G2 in high school brought a great deal of joy to those four years of boredom and introduced me to science fiction that didn't make me want to pound my head against a desk. I have had a place in my heart reserved for them ever since... even the last two, which were pretty shit. Year Zero is not the new H2G2 and there is such a difference in content and humor that trying to compare the two is a mistake. There are aliens and there is humor, but having the two is not grounds for comparison. It is strange seeing him compared to Adams when there is another popular science fiction author with a sense of humor readily available.
Rob Reid is PopCulture Scalzi. Reading Year Zero immediately reminded me of Scalzi's The Android's Dream and I couldn't shake the feeling. That's no bad thing either. The Android's Dream was a very entertaining bit of fluff and I enjoyed it immensely. The same can be said of Year Zero, which is entertaining and often hilarious, but nothing that you'd call deep. It is so stuffed full of pop culture references from the past decade that its relevance and a large part of its humor is on unsteady ground. Another decade, maybe less if the world ends at the end of 2012 or the internet eats away our ability to remember trivial shit, and a large part of what makes this book so good is likely going to go poof. I suggest reading it while you can still enjoy it.